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Play the color game! Copy this onto your status and see what people rate you! *Red = I love you *Pink = You're cute *Green = You're funny *Orange = I like you *Brown = I used to like you *Yellow = Your amazing *Black = I hate You *Blue = Friends 4 Ever *Purple = I dont know you that well *White = You're sweet.
Like this status and i'll write you a letter: Dear______, You have a cute ________. If we were in a room together i would _______. Me and you should ________. If you hugged me i would _______. You are _______. i’d get your name tattooed on my _________.