is proud somebody actually complimented him on his driving abilities today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said ‘Parking Fine
What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?....Santa always stops after 3 ho's
A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger Wood
(̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے~ ~ Smoking Kills
You will have the song "I'm a Barbie Girl" stuck in your head in 2 seconds.
I tried living every day as if it was my last, but all that did was ruin my credit
a good friend bails you outta jail, a best friend is sitting there next to you and says "Shall we do it again next Saturday?"
New Year, New Beginning, New Start, New Path. No Matter what has happened in the past, there is always a future you can change
My wishes in 2010...12 months of happiness,52 weeks of fun, 365 days success,8760 hours good health,52600 minutes good luck,3153600 seconds of joy & THAT'S all
if you dont want drunken texts from me then you should be drinking with me!