Goodmorning fellow friends. Today we're going to talk about Creativity. You see, creativity is...umm hold on a sec. Google is still loading.
I just hired two private investigators to follow each other.
is driving around town, following runners, and blasting "Eye Of The Tiger" for encouragement!
is going to buy a parrot and then teach it to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!"
I wrote a status about unemployment earlier, but didn't post it. It still needs work.
Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.
When I say ‘it’s a long story’, it doesn’t mean it’s actually a long story. It means I just don’t want to tell you.
That annoying moment when you’re about to sneeze but then someone says ‘bless you’ & it goes away, but you still have the tingly feeling.
That awkward moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you’re just so hilarious
Shinbone: Also called 'the furniture magnet'. A special bone beneath the knee designed to find furniture in dark places by crashing into them, and causing you a hell of pain.