Good morning...I see the assassins have failed.
before you use the bathroom in someones house make sure you check they have toilet paper!!
thinks that if your relationship status says, "It's complicated" that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single"
the invention of the wheel really was the first revolution!!
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep.
I’m not as think as you drunk I am.
A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a software engineer cannot become a software!
If people talk behind my back, what does that means...??? Simple... It means i am two steps ahead of them
Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.