I am so good at cooking, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on
has just been to the gym and there's a new machine, only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. It's good, it does everything.... Kit Kat's, mars bar, crisps....
Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
Some things man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google!
Without God our week would be: Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Fightday & Shatteredday.
would define suspense as…....
LIKE this if you sat down to check Facebook quickly and over an hour later you're still on there.
if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
In 2013 I’m going to sit back, watch the movie 2012 and laugh..
My health insurance is expired now i got to take care