"SWIMS" up side down is still "SWIMS"
Like this status if you can't stand Liking things on Facebook
According to my wife, the only time I've ever been right was when I said I was wrong...
If you had to choose between your significant other and a million dollars, what's the first thing you'd buy?
If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them...
With the iPhone 5 now out it does make me wonder; If Apple made cars, would they have windows?
An open mind leaves a chance for someone to drop a worthwhile thought into it.
Re-post this if someone is alive today because you didn't want to go to prison.
Dear middle finger, Thank you for sticking up for me.
Whenever I see hitch-hikers, I just pretend they’re telling me that I'm doing a great job driving........