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*Like* []A = I miss you []B = I have a secret to tell you []C = I like you but im shy []D = Lets hang! []E= I regret leavin you! (NOT!) []F = I want a relationship []G = Im falling for you []H = Hug me next time you see me []I = I want to kiss you []K = Lets talk []L = I want to see you more []M = Facebook marry me []N = Text me now []O= Trolololol []P= BEST FRIENDS! []Q= We be Trolling []R= Hugggsss! []S= Stop being a stranger []T = Whats yer Gamertag? []U= Band geeks! []V= Your a nerd []W= Your weaksauce []X= No lifin' []Y= Close friends []Z= Brother/sister from another mother!

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Like this status and i'll write you a letter: Dear______, You have a cute ________. If we were in a room together i would _______. Me and you should ________. If you hugged me i would _______. You are _______. i’d get your name tattooed on my _________.

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Like my status and I'll chose something that reminds me of you then post a picture of it, tag you in it and explain why.

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Play the color game! Copy this onto your status and see what people rate you! *Red = I love you *Pink = You're cute *Green = You're funny *Orange = I like you *Brown = I used to like you *Yellow = Your amazing *Black = I hate You *Blue = Friends 4 Ever *Purple = I dont know you that well *White = You're sweet.

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1st person to like this status will be my profile picture for 30minutes. 2nd person to like this status I will rate out of 10 for looks. 3rd person to like this status will go in my info box for a week. 4th person to like this status will get my mobile number. 5th person to like this status I will write i love you on your wall.

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I'm starting a story. Each person who comments - add the next sentence in the story! Here's the first sentence: "It was a monday morning at school"...

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is an unlicensed helicopter pilot.

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is harvesting paperclips from work

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After reading this sentence you will realize that the the brain doesn’t recognize a second the. Now you re read it to see if that’s true.

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The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

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