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1st person to like this status will be my profile picture for 30minutes. 2nd person to like this status I will rate out of 10 for looks. 3rd person to like this status will go in my info box for a week. 4th person to like this status will get my mobile number. 5th person to like this status I will write i love you on your wall.
Play the color game! Copy this onto your status and see what people rate you! *Red = I love you *Pink = You're cute *Green = You're funny *Orange = I like you *Brown = I used to like you *Yellow = Your amazing *Black = I hate You *Blue = Friends 4 Ever *Purple = I dont know you that well *White = You're sweet.
Like this status and i'll write you a letter: Dear______, You have a cute ________. If we were in a room together i would _______. Me and you should ________. If you hugged me i would _______. You are _______. i’d get your name tattooed on my _________.
*Like* A = I miss you B = I have a secret to tell you C = I like you but im shy D = Lets hang! E= I regret leavin you! (NOT!) F = I want a relationship G = Im falling for you H = Hug me next time you see me I = I want to kiss you K = Lets talk L = I want to see you more M = Facebook marry me N = Text me now O= Trolololol P= BEST FRIENDS! Q= We be Trolling R= Hugggsss! S= Stop being a stranger T = Whats yer Gamertag? U= Band geeks! V= Your a nerd W= Your weaksauce X= No lifin' Y= Close friends Z= Brother/sister from another mother!