march 14, 2012 02:45pm
Top Ten Friend Statuses - Status Updates
Here are the top ten status updates about Friends... Enjoy!
1) Many friends have walked, in and out, of my life, but only a precious few have left foot-prints.
2) Strangers are just friends waiting to happen.
3) True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
4) My friends are my estate.
5) Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.
6) Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
7) When my friends are happy
8) Alzheimer's advantage: New friends every day.
9)It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.
10) Friends have all things in common.
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march 13, 2012 04:34pm
Top Ten Money Statuses - Status Updates
Here are the top ten status updates about Money... Enjoy!
1)More money is spent on boob jobs and viagra than on alzheimer's research! By 2040 the elderly will have perky tits, stiff cocks and no f***ing idea why!
2)Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like.
3)Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like you do when nobody's watching, make love like you're bein filmed.
4)finding money in your pocket that you forgot you left in there.
5)Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there.
6)Money and looks is not everything but its all i've got!
7)says: no woman will ever be truly happy because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money!
8)is wondering.... if money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
9)If money could talk, it would say goodbye.
10)I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
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