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I've been told I've got A.D.H.D!! (Alcohol Drinking and Hangover Disorder!!)
2009-05-13 15:37:24 | Author: Cazpa | Category: Funny |
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cant beat a bacon sandwhich :) x
2010-10-08 14:00:54 | Author: Like Me! | Category: Like-It |
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is painting his living room. its been very emulsional
2009-03-01 19:07:58 | Author: Cazpa | Category: Funny |
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Stressed?? Life Keeping you down?? Are you being attacked by a bear?? No? THEN SHUTUP! it could be worse...it could be much worse
2011-05-25 15:56:00 | Author: Cazpa | Category: Like-It |
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is going around the house and re-naming things so they all start with an "i" before Apple does it... such as her iToaster, iToilet, iDresser, iCloset and her iTV, iRadio, iMicrowave :D
2009-08-17 23:44:54 | Author: Bryna | Category: Other |
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My wife is so great, she said can buy a hoe to play with in the garden woot wootMy wife is so great, she said can buy a hoe to play with in the garden woot woot
2010-06-04 09:45:19 | Author: Cazpa | Category: Personal |
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is innocent.. cuz the voices told him to do it. (:
2009-07-11 12:40:22 | Author: TC | Category: Funny |
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Should I, Could I, Would I... Too many would's for my liking!
2011-05-26 16:06:10 | Author: Cazpa | Category: Like-It |
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i love taking pics of myself because im so good looking
2010-08-26 14:56:42 | Author: Like Me! | Category: Like-It |
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